El Bastardo

5 oz of Tequila
3 oz of everclear alcohol
4 oz of Jack Daniel's Tennessee whiskey
4 tbsp of tabasco sauce

Mix all at the same time into a blender. After blending for approx. 30 seconds, fill beer mug 3/4 way and start a chugin'. \r

Oh, it'll burn like hell for about 2 minutes, but once that sauce burns through your stomach lining and virtually injects the alcohol into your blood stream, put the unfinished El Bastardo down because you're gonna hit the floor.