1 part of Brandy
1 part of Vodka
2 part of milk
2 part of Bailey's Irish Cream
1 part of Kahlua coffee liqueur
1 dash of cointreau orange liqueur
1 dash of Midori melon liqueur
Pour all ingredients into cocktail shaker, shake & strain into martini glass or champagne cup. Garnish with red straws & tacky plastic animals (preferably horses or mermaids) Add parasols & slice of orange if available.